'I just learned about the concept of personal space and would like to say sorry.'
I apologize for what happened between me and your leg but I was just overenthused and wanted to make you feel comfortable! By Alexandra Petri Alexandra Petri Columnist offering a lighter take on the news and opinions of the day Email Bio Follow Columnist April 4 at 2:21 PM “Personal space is important, more important than it’s ever been.”
Hello hello hello, yes I have just learned about personal space and I would like to apologize very much for all my prior behaviors. I have been bad and I am very sorry. I did not mean to lick your face just now but I was very excited to see you but I now understand that my behavior was wrong and I am sorry, so sorry, that I have been so bad. That whimpering noise you hear is me apologizing for my prior behaviors.
I will try my best to learn about personal space. I am willing to be taught new tricks, although given that I am old, I do not know how well it is going to go. But that is what I once thought about staying, and now I am very good at staying. I am not good at shaking hands yet, but I bet we can get there! I would like very much to try because I am very bad at shaking hands and that is why this is happening.
I am also so, so sorry for my uncanny ability to locate the one person in a room whom my presence makes uncomfortable, to beeline directly for her and to attempt to pepper her face with kisses. That, I now realize, is BAD. Oh, I have been bad and I am so sorry but again I just wanted to love you! I just wanted to love you all and show you respect and I thought this was how! I know this behavior is not fetching. Fetching is when you run after a stick and bring it back.
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